Saturday, July 25, 2009

How do you tell someone that their front zippers open and something is showing?

Go up to the person and whisper kindly, so only the person can hear you, "your zipper is down." Or, if it's a friend in a casual situation where everyone is easy going and humorous, just say "x y z" (examine your zipper).

How do you tell someone that their front zippers open and something is showing?
How: Very quickly
Reply:Point and laugh?
Reply:Say,,,,Hey, your barn door is open and the mule is out.
Reply:1. Tickle/Poke their pecker and ask "Is it alive?"


2. Open your front zippers, let your little guy out and say "Hi (Insert His Name) Jr. Meet (Insert Your Name) Jr.".


3. Run as fast as you could towards him and give him one of those rugby tackle. Then say " U pervert".


4. Bend down in front of him and say "Ok! Take me now."


5. Go the the Info Counter / DJ booth / stage, borrow the mic and announce, "Hey (Insert His Full Name), your zipper is open and something is showing."
Reply:You should walk up to them, pull them to the side so that no one hears what you're saying, and tell them they are exposed. I think it's better to face them, using your body to kind of cover them, that way they can easily zip up.
Reply:As you can see by the range of answers here, it depends on whether or not you want to be discrete or humorous. To be discrete, I would avoid well-known phrases that others will know, like" XYZ", "barn door", or "tuck".


If you make eye contact with the person, then look at the zipper, letting his eyes follow yours, you can simply ask, "Did you forget something?" or maybe "you should wear that shirt untucked."
Reply:XYZ
Reply:your horse is too big for your barn
Reply:privately
Reply:All you have to say is "Your fly's open".
Reply:tell him his garage door is open and you can see his volkswagen parked in there
Reply:Say "Your zipper is open and your penis is showing."
Reply:For a male: The cucumber has left the salad





For a female: Pull up your zipper
Reply:depends on what it is
Reply:"XYZ" (examine your zipper)
Reply:nothing if it is a good view?!?!?! lol
Reply:tap them gently and say "excuse me, you've forgotten to zip up and..." trail off without finishing... look at the person and smile--haha...
Reply:"XYZ"





for examine your zipper.



Yellow Teeth

No comments:

Post a Comment